My Ultimate Survivor FMK List!
- Fuck: Mmmm…. Nobody…
- Marry: Colleen Haskell.
- Kill: Sean Kenniff and his stupid voting system (yes, this is Sean that inadvertently invented the Pagonging, not Richard Hatch).
The Australian Outback
- F: Elisabeth Filarski-Hasselbeck (I wanted to marry her back then, but she turned out being a right-wing tea partying lunatic). I’d still do her though. Alicia Calaway is in my books too.
- M: Nobody. Jeff Varner if I was gay.
- K: Jerri Manthey, who else?
- F: Jessie Camacho and Lindsey Richter
- M: Kim Powers
- K: Kelly Goldsmith
- F: Neleh Dennis (to pervert her a little bit), Tammy Leitner
- M: Gina Crews (I actually had a crush on her at the time)
- K: Sarah Jones, Boston Rob, Sean Rector and Vecepia Towery. Yes, that’s a lot of people but wait for the next entry.
- F: Shii Ann Huang, Erin Collins
- M: Tanya Vance (well, just an assumption from the little we saw of her)
- K: Pretty much everybody else and at least all of Chuay Gahn
- F: Jenna Morasca and Shawna Mitchell
- M: Mmm… Rob Cesternino if we were both gay.
- K: Butch Lockley
- F: Michelle Tesauro (I guess, I don’t really remember her that well)
- M: Tijuana Bradley & Christa Hastie, although my memories of both of them are somewhat fuzzy.
- K:Burton Roberts and Lillian Morris. Of course, if I had been on the island with all of them, I’m sure it would have been Jonny Fairplay, but as a viewer, he’s one of my favorite contestants.
- F: Jenna Morasca & Alicia Calaway
- M: ???
- K: Boston Rob
- F: Leann Slaby, Amy Cusack, Julie Berry
- M: Dolly Neely
- K: Most of the women.
- F: Kim Mullen
- M: Stephenie Lagrossa, Jennifer Lyon (RIP 🙁 )
- K: Katie Gallagher & Tom Westman
- F: Cindy Hall
- M: Danni Boatwright
- K: Stephenie Lagrossa, Judd Sergeant
- F: Misty Giles
- M: Sally Schumann and of course Bobby “Bobdawg” Mason if we were gay.
- K: Courtney Marit & Terry Deitz
- F: Cecilia Mansilla, Candice Woodcock, Parvati Shallow, Becky Lee
- M: Yul Kwon if we were gay.
- K: Candice Woodcock
- F: Jessica deBen, Rita Verreos, Stacy Kimball
- M: Michelle Yi
- K: James “Rocky” Reid, Dreamz
- F: Courtney Yates, Ashley Massaro
- M: Amanda Kimmel
- K: Jean-Robert Bellande
- F: Amanda Kimmel, Parvati Shallow
- M: Amy Cusack
- K: Joel Anderson, Amanda Kimmel
- F: Michelle Chase, Jessica « Sugar » Kiper
- M: Jacquie Berg
- K: Danny “GC” Brown, Kelly Czarnecki, Corinne Kaplan (twice)
- F: Candace Smith, Sydney Wheeler, Sierra Reed, Erin Lobdell
- M: Tyson Apostol
- K: Coach, Sierra Reed
- F: Kelly Sharbaugh, Monica Padilla, Natalie White
- M: Marisa Calihan
- K: Ben Browning, Yasmin Giles, Laura Morett, Monica Padilla
Heroes Vs Villains
- F: Amanda Kimmel, Candice Woodcock, Parvati Shallow
- M: Courtney Yates
- K: Stephenie Lagrossa, Tom Westman, James Clement, Boston Rob, Amanda Kimmel, Candice Woodcock, Rupert Boneham, Colby Donaldson, Russell Hantz
- F: Yve Rojas, Purple Kelly
- M: Brenda Lowe
- K: Shannon Elkins, Naonka Mixon, Purple Kelly, Chase Rice
- F: Krista Klumpp, Sarita White, Andrea Boehlke
- M: Francesca Hogi
- K: Russell Hantz, Stephanie Valencia, Matt Elrod, Ashley Underwood, Natalie Tenerelli, Boston Rob
- K: possibly the two returning contestants, unless I’m a big fan.
What do you think of this list?